SONG QUOTES BY RANDY NEWMAN
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 1780 | They say money can't buy love in this world, but it'll get you a half pound of cocaine and a sixteen year old girl. - Randy Newman, It's Money That I Love |
| 2924 | I love her so. Her papa was a midget, her mama was a whore. - Randy Newman, A Wedding In Cherokee County |
| 3154 | I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. - Randy Newman, Rollin' |
| 3198 | It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else. - Randy Newman, Guilty |
| 3300 | The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. - Randy Newman; Three Dog Night, Mama Told Me Not To Come |
| 3385 | I ain't saying that I'm better than you, but maybe I am. - Randy Newman, I'm Different |
| 6134 | Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down. - Randy Newman, There's A Party At My House |
| 6323 | I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me. - Randy Newman, Have You Seen My Baby |
| 6377 | This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that? - Randy Newman, My Life Is Good |
| 6555 | Short people got no reason to live. - Randy Newman, Short People |
| 6593 | Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby. - Randy Newman, I Love L.A. |
| 6678 | She lived beneath the disco discount store, with pictures of Randy Newman scattered all across the floor. - Jewel, Do You Want To Play |
| 6740 | He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. - Randy Newman, My Old Kentucky Home |
| 6860 | We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one. - Randy Newman, Love Story |
| 7550 | Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one. - Randy Newman, Political Science |