CHAPTER 39 - NURSERY RHYMES FOR MODERN TIMES
| ID# | Song Quote - Artist, Title |
| 6878 | 1 for the money, 2 for the bitches, 3 to get ready, and 4 to hit the switches. - Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ain't No Fun |
| 6879 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all good cretins go to heaven. - Ramones, Cretin Hop |
| 6880 | A, B, C, D, E, F, G, you want to tell your teacher about L, S, D. - Life Sex and Death, Schools For Fools |
| 6881 | A-B-C, it's as easy as 1-2-3, oh simple as Do-Re-Mi. A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me. - Jackson 5, ABC |
| 6882 | All the king's horses, and all the king's men, ain't got a hope in hell putting my pieces back together again. - Poison, Back To The Rocking Horse |
| 6883 | And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon. When you coming home, Dad? - Harry Chapin, Cats In The Cradle |
| 6884 | Baker, baker, can you explain, if truly his heart was made of icing. - Tori Amos, Baker Baker |
| 6885 | Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. - Weird Al Yankovic, Peter And The Wolf |
| 6886 | By the time poor Jack had returned up the hill, somebody else had been loving Jill. - Ray Parker, Jr. and Raydio, A Woman Needs Love |
| 6887 | Cinderella can't you see, I don't want your company. - Firefall, Cinderella |
| 6888 | Cinderella hoein' for the fellas, Mr. Roger was getting kind of jealous. - Ice Cube, A Gangsta's Fairytale |
| 6889 | Cinderella said to snow white, how does love get so off course? All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse. - Faith Hill, The Kiss |
| 6890 | Close your eyes and count to ten and when you open them I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on. - Prince, Blue Light |
| 6891 | Did little Red Riding wear a hood, did the three little bears shit in the woods? Was Humpty Dumpty fat, does the Pope wear a funny hat? - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, Is Wrestling Fixed? |
| 6892 | Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a junkie by the toe. - Funkadelic, Loose Booty |